|"Theresa" is good at capturing a likeness!|
"Bast's" good friend Kevin liked his writing so much, he gave him his own twice-weekly column, although he wrote about "Bast" (and all the crew at Buzzquarters) as if he thought "Bast" would never read it.
Here's Kevin writing with, shall we say, notable vehemence about "Bast's" ex-boyfriend's battleaxe of a mother:
|So Kevin, how do you really feel about Sebastian's boyfriend David's Mother?|
That'll learn him not to be PC and stay on the street when he sees a bunch of darker-hued people coming towards him. And it's not like he's some rube who doesn't know how to get along in the big city: Sebastian is from Cleveland, after all! The Thunderdome, as fate would have it. Maybe he and Kevin met there when they were growing up in the selfsame tough neighborhood. Maybe they were a comfort to each other.
I have nothing but sympathy for whoever is the victim of a mugging. Sad to say, New York City isn't, hard as this is to believe, entirely safe. But neither is my little home town, where I was mugged, by a bunch of teenage water buffaloes from Smitty's bar by the railroad, as I was coming home from the city a little too late.
Darned Italian/Irish/Lithuanian/?/Germans! I'd like to hate you all, but it's so hard keeping you straight!
"Gray Matters" lasted a grand total of five posts. That works out to two-and-a-half weeks. Then, Sebastian Gray, beloved friend of Kevin Dujan, who has a rough time finding true friends, just disappeared. His last post was in May of 2010.
Whither Sebastian? Why haven't we heard? He doesn't write! He doesn't call! It's almost as if he never existed, isn't it?
Brought to you by Mrs. Polly of Snarkopolitan, the Undead Blog, who asks, "How about we see Sebastian's report card, Kevin dear? Or shall we assume he flunked all the courses he ever took?"