Speak harshly to your little marks, And ban them when they grumble, Call them Eeyores, trolls and orcs; Abuse will keep them humble. |
One good 'Shop deserves another.
**UPDATE**
AND ANOTHER!!
Wee slickit, paranoid, slandrous beast,
Your world is not so jolly,
But we don't mind you in the least,
Welcome to Chez Polly!
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Awesome, Mrs. Polly. And the poem is sheer genius.
ReplyDeleteDelighted you approve, A! And as you'll see, I went back for another helping of Bling. Having a head start on the make-up, I couldn't resist.
ReplyDeleteSweet lordy gordy, Mrs. Polly, you are on fire! And that first portrait of Little Kevin in whiteface will haunt my nightmares.
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