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Because she's looking Presidential in Pink! Fashion maven Kevin doesn't remember seeing her in pink before!
Because she didn't mention the actual candidates' names! She just ran them down pointedly enough to make clear whom she was talking about. Clever!
Except for Newt! She gaves props to the man who's just running to pay some bills, as we all know, wink wink! No harm fluffing him. So presidential!
Because she praised the Tea Party and "We the People" and the Pioneering Spirit! Nobody does that who isn't running for president!
And she slammed President Obama! That settles it!
Brought to you by Mrs. Polly of Snarkopolitan, the Undead Blog, who is ready to send a postcard to Sarah herself: RUN SARAH RUN!!!! Make this snark blog the happiest blog in the world. ;o}