Monday, September 5, 2011

Jokes That Write Themselves, Palin Dept: Half-Governor Runs Half Marathon

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Why, Why, WHY, Sarah? Why must you do my work for me?
Half-Been Hazards Corner Cutting
And you went unannounced. And you came in second place. Why are you trying to do my job, Sarah Palin?

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  1. Do you know what I consider good snark? Once I got it, I laughed, and I love Sarah Palin. I have allergies and pregnancy brain so that's why it took me a minute (or ten) to get it.

  2. Glad you liked it, A.! I'm afraid things may get a little hot in here for you Palinophiles sometimes, but I do know you're reading, and the idea is not to be deliberately offensive~~~to you, anyway! I am ideologically opposed to Sarah Palin, and there are characteristics I believe she has and do not care for, with which you undoubtedly disagree. But she's a great character, certainly!

    Pregnancy brain

    CONGRATULATIONS!!! I kind of knew, because your typing is so radiant.