Pardon me for enjoying this all a little too much. But since Sarah Palin couldn't manage pre-screened, canned questions from the friendliest audience since Edger Bergen was in vaudeville, without studying whatever was written on her palm, I am declaring that from now on, hands shall be known as "Wingnut Teleprompters."
Palinophiles should just be grateful; I could have titled this post something else.
Hand jive with Sarah Palin, the video:
~~SECOND UPDATE * SECOND UPDATE~~EXCLUSIVE FROM THE SNARKONEWSROOM
Citing "just being sick and tired of dealing with Mo--you're not recording this, are you?", an anonymous source within the Palin campaign slipped us this photo from the Opryland greenroom of what was on Sarah's hand BEFORE she wiped some of it off!