Monday, August 16, 2010

Hillbuzz: Use "Victory Mosque" For Political Win!

Cheerfully sociopathic Harvey Bilk is not one to mince words:

"YOU need to help us brainstorm creative ways to take down the Democrat Party with this Islamic Victory Mosque issue.

First up, calling it the “Victory Mosque” is key. Get that into every dialogue on this issue. Make that the term that’s used in debate. The idea of a “Victory Mosque”




Does it matter to Harvey that the "Mosque" is more like the YMCA, complete with swimming pool, the Imam is a friend of Grover Norquist AND George Bush? Or that the Cordoba Center has extensive Jewish and Christian support? No, not as long as there's a hatred to exploit for his own purposes.

In the sad history of cynical operators, idealogues, and innocents, we know where Harvey lands. He hasn't the courage of any convictions, save that power is fun, and he's going to get him some, no matter the cost to anybody else.

Well, Harvey, you are not the only person who can retitle a facility for your own conniving purposes. From here on in, I suggest that genuine lovers of freedom of expression, religious and otherwise, refer to YMCAs as, "Victory Cathedrals," and learn to bend our vocal chords around the following tune:

It's fun to stay at the Vic-To-Ree Cathedral,

It's fun to stay at the Vic-To-Ree Cathedral....


Brought to you as always by Mrs. Polly of Snarkopolitan, the undead blog, shocked to life by this very same Harvey Bilk, and fruitlessly searching for brains ever since.

14 comments:

  1. Funny how all the creative ways that the Buzzettes have come up with to stop the Victory Mosque at Ground Zero™ involve pigs. Their creativity pretty much starts and stops at lard, doesn't it?

    I have to admit, though, Harvey's flat-out admission that he's OK with lying is somehow refreshing, compared to the smarmy excuses they make for themselves to justify attacking the Obama children (judging from your post below, Mrs. Polly -- I haven't the heart to look at this stuff myself).

    I did notice something interesting today. It seems as though chrissy may be absenting herself for a while to work on a "project". Granted the Buzzettes could just carry on going skree skreee forever, but I wonder who'll take over as moderator? My bet is on Bev.

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  2. I checked in to see who was replacing chrissy as moderator and discovered that she had changed her mind about her "project" and was back at the old stand but ... something struck me as odd about her latest post.

    I haven't actually read much of her input up until now since the first reference to Hubby Dearest tends to trigger my gag reflex. But I read the latest one with the image of the two boots and ... is chrissy Harvey? Or is Harvey chrissy?

    She just sounds so much like Harvey.

    Long-winded - check.
    It's all about me - check.
    Highfalutin' fantasies about the Buzzettes as warriors - check.
    Mixed-up metaphors (We are the left and right boots? The left boots are Hillary Democrats? But the left boots are full of smelly hot air?) - check.
    Sheer stupidity (The "Accent-chuate the positive" song about the ants who knocked over the rubber tree plant? Johnny Mercer is spinning in his grave) - check, check, check.

    Is chrissy just another imaginary friend? Is Baby Buzz really sitting on a bedroom shelf next to Panda? Or did Harvey get fed-up with her and her puter and shove her aside -- "Let me do it!"

    By the way I notice Harvey is asking for $400 so that "Panda and Joaquin" can join him in some whoop-dee-do in DC. You know, normally I feel sorry for credulous people who are being fleeced by con artists. But since it's the Buzzettes ... meh. They deserve it.

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  3. GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING IN NEW YORK AS A RESULT OF THIS PAST SUMMER’S AMERICAPHILE MINISTRIES MISSION TO THAT CITY!!!!!

    NEW YORKERS ARE NOW EMPOWERED TO RESIST ISLAMOFASCISM WITH AMERICAPHILE’S WISE COUNSEL LEADING THE WAY AS THE LEADING INTELLECTUAL AND IDEOLOGICAL RESOURCE FOR PRO-AMERICANS TODAY!!!!

    YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!

    DISTRIBUTION OF LIFE-CHANGING LITERATURE HAS PLANTED THE SEEDS OF REVOLUTION IN NEW YORK CITY AS ITS RESIDENTS ARE LEARNING THAT THE CONSTITUTION WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A SUICIDE PACT!!!!!

    MORE ARE NOW ABLE TO MAKE THE CONNECTIONS!!!!!!

    AS THE MOVEMENT GROWTHS, IT WOULD BE BEST TO CONSIDER RENDERING FINANCIAL SUPPORT TO A CONSTRUCTIVE AND POSITIVE PROPOSAL TO REPLACE THE TERROR MOSQUE SUCH AS A MARK 16:18 PRAISE AND DELIVERANCE CENTER WHERE THE RAPTURE CAN BE PREACHED, MARK 16:18 SERVICES CAN BE CONDUCTED AND NEW YORKERS CAN BE DELIVERED OF DRUG ABUSE, SODOMY, TRIBADISM. POPERY, ISLAM, SATERIA, AND LIBERALISM!!!!

    INDEED, AS WE REACH OUT TO THOSE TRAPPED IN RAPTURE-DENYING CULTS AND BRING THEM TO THE TRUTH, IT MAY NEVER BE NECESSARY TO ZONE OUT MOSQUES OR OUTLAW THE MASS!!!!!!!

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  4. MARK 16:18? Oooh, snakes.

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  5. I think the funniest post I have ever read was his recent one; supposedly all kinds of horrible things have happened to him as a result of being outed by Fran Eaton (??) and now as a result of being known as the author of a racist hate site he can no longer get laid.

    Poor old Harvey Bilk.

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  6. TBB -- Just read that. I think it deserves a very special Mrs. Polly comment and blingee.

    -A

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  7. Awwww. He still has the Buzzettes, though! They're all rallying around to give him their love. And money. Notice the guy who suggests opening a new Paypal account?

    I do believe this self-pity party bolsters my theory that Harvey is dumping the fictional boiz once and for all and grooming the Buzzettes to accept that he is Mr. Hillbuzz. No more "we", it will be just "me".

    Certainly the Buzzettes aren't getting much bang for the bucks they supposedly donated to send all the boiz to the Glenn Beck-a-thon today. "We might be able to use Twitter if our cell batteries hold out."?

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  8. Mary - I saw that $500 and money each month. I wonder if the IRS know.

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  9. Read the comment at the bottom of this blog to get the (possible) other side of the Harvey Bilk love story gone wrong.

    http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2010/06/gay-puma-site-founder-kevin-dujan-wants.html

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  10. Really? Much as I'm astonished to hear that anything that Harvey posts actually occurred outside his own fevered imagination, possibly-Duped by Kevin/Keifer's account does sound like the way it might have happened.

    I wonder if possibly-Duped by Kevin/Keifer knows that "leaving his drink" was transformed by Harvey into "throwing his drink on Kevin"? Or that P-DBK/K mocked little Trig and hoped that Harvey would get AIDS and die?

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  11. I kind of believe the account on Joemygod. Somewhat more than the account Bilk gave when wallowing in self pity for $s.

    I also wonder why he is picking on Fran Eaton. I guess she does not fight back.

    For some fun Google image search the real name of Harvey Bilk, even better given that Harvey thinks google is some big commie outlet (I really have problems with believing that Bilk was a Clinton supporter) bing image search him.

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  12. I don't know if you've given up buzzard watching but if you caught his latest 2000 word rant about why he a Hillary Dem is now a Palin Dem so give $$$s, you will see he has used a picture of him with Hillary Clinton. Rather strangely the face of Hillary on the picture looks somewhat smudged and that area of the picture looks very worn out. It is almost as if a sticky substance has been wiped off repeatedly.

    Ewww.

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  13. Ewww indeed. Yes, actually, I have given up on Harvey and the Buzzettes until they do something really egregious. The last time I looked it was just 24-hour Sarah/Bristol/Christine squueeee, Michelle SKREEEEE.

    No wonder the Buzzettes love Christine O'Donnell, they've finally found a politician as stupid as they are. Let Harvey bilk them of their Social Security cheques. They deserve it.

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  14. Although I must admit I did get a chuckle the last time I looked. Harvey posted his review of Dancing With the Stars and informed us that he disliked Margaret Cho and Kathy Griffin. Because they're mean-spirited.

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