Sunday, January 31, 2010

Shillbuzzers Aren't Misogynists, No Sirree!

The Shillbuzz dolts who have decided to try to "out" me are a whole new order of cretins.

That they cheerfully, brainlessly, perform what is considered, internet-wide, gross acts of malfeasance on complete strangers and innocent parties, has been established. *So it shouldn't be a surprise to anybody to read this (as always, draped in finery to compensate for the fiercely atrocious sentiments, for your viewing pleasure and comforting emotional distance):

Thanks, Lord of the Flies!

Yes, this menacing goofball wants my actual physical address, and finds it perfectly appropriate to refer to a woman he has never laid eyes on, and who has done nothing either to him or to anyone he knows, a b***h. And I'm delighted to say that since he avows that he has sent a "pdf" of the blogroll to Harvey Bilk, and since Harvey Bilk shows up twice on the thread, then HB is obviously aware of the degree of cyber-stalking he is encouraging.

If Menacing Michael F weren't unable to find his behind with a three-way mirror, he'd know how to find the Flickr drawings he complains of losing. They haven't gone anywhere. But let's just see how long it takes him to figure it out for himself.

And that's why I'm not especially afraid of Menacing Michael. Another reason I'm not afraid is in that link he posted; he apparently can't read very well, or he'd know that as far as threats go, he's very small potatoes. The smallest.

*Usually, I would link to the offending posts directly, but I'm trying to maintain the threadbare illusion that I still have some privacy.


  1. I love hypocrites (especially really, really stupid ones) who embrace and act on the behavior they so vehemently oppose. If nothing else, these morons have learned the wing-nut way. One thing they haven't learned is how to make cause and effect relationships 'cause if they did we wouldn't be even having this discussion.

  2. Word on the street is that all the Shillbuzzers belong to the Teeny Weeny Peeny Club.


  3. SheWho, I don't think member-measuring references are helpful, though as always I thank you for the sentiment behind your comment.

    And I don't know what is a strong enough term for the assorted loons who've decided to descend on a completely innocent stranger's actual, real-world life at the behest of someone they don't realize is also a complete stranger.

  4. Point taken -- when people call my friend the B-word, I just get a little crazy, what can I say?

    But whether it's true in physical fact or not, the Shillbuzzers are the walking definition of "dickless wonders" in their outlook on life.

  5. Also, to quote "A Fish Called Wanda," to call the Shillbuzzers stupid is an insult to stupid people.