Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Sarah Palin Is Positively Polarizing!

The Polar Princess Of Malaprops
New-ku-lar Winter's Comin' Early!

First, apologies to my fours of readers for the long, employment-based absence, during which many, many wonderfully awful happenings went unremarked by anybody but the whole entire rest of the blogosphere, where I hope they found succor.

Second, it is just plain impossible to keep pace with the bubbling cauldron of lunacy over at that place which once had my poor little defunct blog in its crosshairs, because I do not have the strength of the Mad; Harvey's One-Stop All-You-Can-Hate Shack has stayed open for business 24/7. But I bring you this latest morsel, and hope to find a few more from the murky stew he keeps reheating, soon:

Hillbuzz is now trying to "take back" the term "Polarizing" and make it into a positive. Brilliant! Next, he/they can work on making "Ignorant," "Jingoistic," "Self-righteous," "Quitter," "Paranoid" and "Shameless" into positives. Given the material he/they* have to work with, it's a technique he/they* had better learn to perfect.

*Look at the graceless, exhausting, sameness of HB's endless river of phlegmy prose , combined with no physical manifestation of any "boiz" except for Harvey. Two dollars says that "Panda" is sitting on Harvey's bed right now, sporting tear-soaked modacrylic fur, kapok stuffing, and a missing ear.

Brought to you by Snarkopolitan, the undead blog, as always running twice as hard just to not fall behind too tragically, since unlike the Beggar Of Boiztown (oh why not), we work!



  1. Mrs. P -- did you see today's post?

    "Just a reminder: there is nothing we dislike more in the world than people who complain about comments not turning up in a thread."


  2. Our readers should know by now that any comment not laving our nether regions with warm soothing saliva will be spirited off to the troll-factory, redecorated, and brought back to be put in the stocks, where we can examine all the facets of its treachery.

    Excuse me, I forgot this is Harvey and his multiple personalities writing: "all the facets of it's treachery." That's better!

  3. "..laving our nether regions with warm soothing saliva..."

    Pure poetry! And the "it's" also, too.


  4. He/they also jumped right on the Sherrod story, btw, in its initial, RRRRAAACIST BLACK WOMAN!!! incarnation, since Harvey/Harvey's constant invisible companions found it entirely credible that a black woman would make a speech to the NAACP about how proud she was of giving Whitey the shaft.

    Please Oh Please Let It Be So Dept: Harvey & (spurious) co. are ready for some undercover work.
    Who else out there wants to start attending NAACP events to see what sort of stuff we could catch on camera, too?

  5. That monster Arctic fox scares me. Those little critters are normally about the size of a large cat, so what apocalyptic-Alaskan-petrochemical-radiation-cataclysm created this mutant? And the former half-term Governor looks scary tall too. She could get your Frisbee off the White House roof without even standing on tiptoe. Is this what the Buzzettes mean by "polarizing"?

  6. Who else out there wants to start attending NAACP events to see what sort of stuff we could catch on camera, too?

    In blackface, no doubt. With the camera concealed inside a watermelon.